hyuk. Why do i find myself spending all my time in the studio trying to make stupid models of stupid objects. I think my time is much better used trying to get into the big african american guy's pants.
Last time I was up in the design studio, he was eating all these donuts. And I was hungry but he didnt want to share any with me. SO ... I decided to lick around his butt hole because I like the donuts with chocolate topping.
I've been pretty weird lately. Last time my roommate wanted to drink, I told him I'd get him a bottle full of vodka, but what I ACTUALLY meant, was a bottle full of casey cock. So I shoved a cork into the tip and popped it out with a corkscrew. That was pretty damn weird when the champagne came shooting out into his eye.
I like it when guys are buff. They get to man-handle me. It's weird, cause i'm a pretty big guy myself. So when a large man grabs me by my waist, and starts sliding me up and down his shaft, I get turned on like crazy. It's so weird. I think i like it cause I get to experience the feeling that the large girls get when I'm doing them doggy style and grab onto their side fat flaps as handles.
I saw an ad in a porno magazine for bike handles that can be strapped around the torso of someone. From there, the person banging them doggystyle can grab onto the handles as if they were riding a bike. That was a cool invention. I wish I had designed it on my computer in the studio. I think i'm going to buy one of those so I can use it on my roommates when we're drunk.
I think that's enough nonsense for now. hyuk. | 